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If god is so good, how come he doesn't cure cancer and let's people die?

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If god is so good, how come he doesn't cure cancer and let's people die? Live Day Vlog #1894

ok guys answer me this if god is so good
how come he doesn't cure cancer
how come all these years there hasn't
been a cure for cancer or a cure for
muscular dystrophy remember all the
years of the Jerry Lewis muscular
dystrophy telethon and they raised all
that money what they do with it
how come there's and it's always a cure
raise a you know for raising money for for
a cure but yet no cures ever happen
no cures ever happened with cancer but
yet they have medication for everything
if god is so good why do people die from
cancer
why does he let people die from cancer
yeah that's the thing all these diseases
and they get the people who are the
sickest out raising the money for
feeling sorry for corporations they're
the ones doing the legwork raising all
the money but yet nothing ever gets
solved it
it never nothing ever gets cured so yeah
that's the question of this video's if
god…

Happy Holidays - The End of Times is Near

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Well, its the time of the year where the year ends and then it immediately begins after it ends. So every day is an end of times and a new beginning to new times. The Numpties are celebrating the end of fall and the beginning of winter, which is more of a generic celebration to holiday festivals. You see, congress still wants to get the day off as a federal worker and holiday pay for work they don't do. However getting the day off for a religious holiday violates the law of the land with separation of church and state. So now we are being reconditioned to celebrate a new holiday and festival so those lazy congressmen, house and senate don't have to go to work to continue not doing work, they were already not doing.
I have always been fine with creating a new holiday, more embracing of everyone, instead of a holiday where people are discriminated and told they are going to hell in a hand basket for being a sinner. Make Money from Home
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How To Winter Holiday Crochet Knit Puff Hat Beanie Google Home Live Stream Hangout

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Watch me play YT Gaming Live Stream! Please come and watch my Google Live Stream of a Crochet Puff Stitch hat. Please subscribe, stay subscribed, stay active on my channel.  Like my ratings please and thank you,  Love you guys.  Have a happy day and how you get lots of gifts.

Winter Holiday Crochet Knit Puff Hat Google Home Live Stream Hangout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSoTLliczo




Why do you love Inflatable Dolls in your yard? Google Live Streaming at Home Free MP3 Download

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Why do you love Inflatable Dolls in your yard? Google Live Streaming Free MP3 Download

I have gone on a journey cycling to see if I can figure out why you guys like inflatable dolls in your yards.  Toys, ornaments and all the junk.  During the day, the inflatable dolls are flat and dead in the yards during the day.

ok we're doing our holiday tour and I
want to know what is that you guys love
about inflatable crap holiday Christmas
crap and toys and ornaments in yards
what is it? I know I don't have room to store everything
and we got joseph and mary and over here we
got some reindeers and the snowman and
present
yeah so well will drive further down or
ride a drive
we're driving my bike  oh and heres some
trees so must be last left over from the
storm
oh they got rocks dropped off so let's
go around the corner here
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Does Christmas Make you Cringe?

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What do you celebrate this time of the year?  I thought I would find something fitting to this time of the year even though everyone has their different celebrations and traditions they do.  Leave me a comment and tell me about your celebrations here on my blog powered by blogger blog.

Hanukkah is celebrated by the Jews The festival is observed by the kindling of the lights of a unique candelabrum, the nine-branched menorah (also called a Chanukiah/Hanukiah), one additional light on each night of the holiday, progressing to eight on the final night. The typical menorah consists of eight branches with an additional visually distinct branch. The extra light, with which the others are lit, is called a shamash (Hebrew: שמש‎‎, "attendant") and is given a distinct location, usually above or below the rest.[1] Other Hanukkah festivities include playing dreidel and eating oil-based foods such as doughnuts and latkes. Since the 1970s, the worldwide Chabad Hasidic movement has initia…

Please Donate Fundraiser Knit Crochet Toys Messy Bun Hat Charity Drive Sponsored by Wank Yarn

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Please Donate Fundraiser Knit Crochet Toys Messy Bun Hat Charity Drive Sponsored by Wank Yarn
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oh hello friends family and internet i
am thrilled to pieces you have chosen to
hang out today and explore the universe
with me at home.
ok so we're having a charity fund drive
today please donate fundraiser knit
crochet toys messy bun hat charity
sponsored by wank yarn that's right wing
yarns
okay i'm gonna show hang on a second
here I might have to put my thing down
hang on a second here oh okay let's see
here is my this is the wank yarn working
with today and I've been working on a
messy bun hat so you see it has a hole
in it right there that's so well
hang on a second here let me see maybe I
have to talk louder because I put my
zoom zoom microphone and we're going to
talk about some things to some things
going to tell you guys a secret or 22
we're going to reveal some secrets
oh my dog is trying to pl…

Hang out at home live stream Gold Pixel Teresa Richardson

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Hang out at home live stream Gold Pixel.  Subscribe to me on youtube.

hello friends family and internet i'm
thrilled to pieces you have chosen to
hang out at home with me today and
explore the universe and so this is a
new channel and I'm trying some new
things at home i'm using live streaming
and mobile and yes we just want to do a
lot of things at home and you know start
some things start some things and power
them up and use our mobile cameras and
devices and oh touch on some gold
golden ideas gold gold and diamonds you know the
golden diamonds of life the mines mining
things and make some money along the way
you know how it is when you make money
and you really like making money
yeah and so yeah we're going to hang out
more often
we're going to hang out oh I got it
ding and ding ding from facebook a ding from
facebook while I'm hanging out with you
guys so I'm hanging out with facebook at
the same time hanging out with you guys
yes and so I don't k…

All Free Knit Crochet Granny Squares Blanket Trolls with Teresa Crochet Geek

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Greetings fellow friends, family and Internet. All of my original knit crochet blanket all free video tutorials still exist on my all free crochet live streaming channel and my other crochet live streaming channel. I am vlogging and doing a mix of content now. You can live stream my content on TV by using a Google Chrome Cast or an Internet ready TV.  So I wanted to give you an idea where they are so you can find them.

I realize things may be confusing at times.  I still love to crochet, knit whatever you want to call it.  Sometimes there are trade secrets that people just won't share so you have to venture out on your own to figure it out, the magical secrets that is and ask questions. It makes sense that the status quo is threatened by new media.  My type of content would not exist if new media were not around. I am a content creator on YouTube, Facebook, Yahoo and mobile. What I do is a genuine WORK FROM HOME JOB.  There are wonderful people behind the scenes who do help and …

3000 pound Shark Hooked off of Hilton Head Live Stream Knit crochet tooth

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Live Stream Knit crochet tooth 3000 pound Shark Hooked off of Hilton Head

hello friends family and internet I'm
thrilled to pieces you have chosen to
hang out today and explore the universe
with me
so today and making a 3,000 pound
shark's tooth hooked shark
yeah I'm hook crochet hooking a shark tooth
a shark
yeah okay so this was inspired by my
local news WJCL they have this story
about this fisherman first they said
that they caught the fish that's right
first they said they caught a 3,000
pound shark off of hilton head
well then they said that it was just
hooked and so and I was just thinking
how in the hell do you actually know
that a shark is 3,000 pounds if you've
just hooked it and you didn't even get
it out of the water and so this is so
that's what i'm making is a shark's
tooth right here so i just made a circle
and i decided to make it red
yeah I don't know why I just wanted to
make a red sharks tooth and i'm just
working a little…

My Live Stream Crowdfunding Knit Crochet Urinals in Public Women Bathrooms

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All in a long tough days work, with the all time low, in all we know, all about that bass, all about that bass, all about that bass.

OK, having a bit of fun here with some word play and wordplay logic.  Its the holiday season approaching. I've noticed there are a lot less lights this time of year than what there used to be.  I am guilty of it as well and don't decorate for holidays. I don't even have a place to store decorations if I did have a bunch of them.   You see in the south, we don't have basements.  I guess where I live in this development, they are trying to cram and pack us together like sardines with how close together they are building the houses.  Don't get me started on home association dues.  Uggggg, I'll save that for another time.

Lately I've been feeling a lot like writing again.  Mainly because I have a better understanding about some things that escaped me in the past. You don't know what you don't know. It's sort of like a…

I'm deleting my channel for good knit crochet wank yarn

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I'm deleting my channel for good knit crochet wank yarn

hi guys
ok hello friends family and internet i
am thrilled to pieces you have chosen to
hang out with me today and explore the
universe
well okay so I have some sad news to
tell you about i'm going to delete my
channel
that's right if Hillary Clinton gets
selected by the electorate's what they
say the 19th of december i'm going to
delete my channel so yeah I really wish
that I could say you know do like
pewdiepie when he says that well with
you said he was going to delete his
channel which turned out to be
jacksepticeye2 so what do you have like a
million subscribers on that one too so
he gets so he does a publicity stunt
pretty much click bait with deleting
your channel and how in the heck he got
that many subscribers on the
jacksepticeye 2 i'll never know i would
really like to know and figure that one
out because they seem to be able to do
it really really fast i want to do it
fast too so yeah I've…

Fundraiser Donations with Wank Sock Yarn for Knit Crochet

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Hello Friends Family and Internet, I am thrilled to pieces you have chosen to hangout and explore the universe with me.  I am having a fundraiser with Wank Sock Yarn Brand for Knit Crochet.  You can donate to me through Paypal, Patreon and Google Wallet.  I will also be working with another Powered by Lithium yarn brand as well real soon.  Powered by Lithium featured Chrome yarn, Windows Yarn, Carnival Yarn, Pixel Yarn, Yahoo Yarn to name a few of the favorite sock yarn brands at this time.  Another future venture of mine will be the News Yarn featuring PBS Yarn, CNN Yarn, OWN Yarn, ABC Yarn, CBS Yarn, FOX Yarn, MSNBC Yarn, Universal Yarn, Time Warner Yarn, Viacom Yarn and NBC yarns.  The video from YouTube is featuring a messy bun knit crochet hat.

I was thinking since the yarn companies are typically affiliated with PBS and fundraising and asking for money, I should do the same.  Good grief, we wouldn't want anyone to think there is advertising on PBS or CREATETV in the middle …

Knit Crochet Granny Square for Mentally Ill & Mentally Enslaved Morons Teresa Crochet Geek

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Knit Crochet Granny Square for Mentally Ill & Mentally Enslaved Morons Teresa Crochet Geek

hi guys ok now i told you when I started
this journey two years ago all over
two-and-a-half maybe that I was still
going to do crochet videos every once in
awhile so today is going to be a knit
crochet granny square for the mentally
ill it's a mental illness crochet granny
square yes and it's from the promoters
of mental illness get a good look at
that the promoters of mental illness and
craziness
ok so we're going i got a green crochet
hook
this crochet hook came from
it could have been from some previous
mentally ill people because oh yeah oh
boye ok anyhow you know how us mentally
ill crocheters are when we just
can't spit things out
that's just one of the signs of mental
illness is losing your mind and dr. Phil
says so and so does dr. oz and TD jakes
and fox news and all those people the
Republicans tend to like to really call
everybody else mentally ill so yes we…

Would Any of you Like to Do a Guest Blog?

If you would like to do a guest blog on my blog, please let me know.  You can contact me and send your blog post to 2btyme@gmail.com and I will include it here.

The Best Crochet Puff Stitch Hat Every for woman Fast & Easy ASMR Video Class

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The Best Crochet Puff Stitch Hat Every for woman.  Hey, there is lots of counting in this video so it is great for sleep, asmr as well.

The Best Double Crochet Video Ever

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You will learn how to make the Double Crochet in this How to Crochet Video. #DIY



Humor: Poop Polls

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The poop polls are in, looking good for the Dump Trump movement. Kinda gone to the dogs.

Quick Poll:  Is Donald Trump Mentally Ill or just Retarded?

#DumpTrump #hacked #poop





Screaming in Walmart

Jesus Hates Harry Potter!

Jesus Hates Harry Potter!!! You will all burn in hell for partaking in the sins of Satan. Babies will be burning in hell!!!  Join us on here and on Facebook for this heated discussion.














How to Crochet Harry Potter Scarf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuBNyCV2mYs
How to Crochet Harry Potter Scarf Left Hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CySLY0DLte4

Crochet Toilet Seat

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What do you think of this yarn bomb crochet meme? Someone yarn bombed a public toilet seat. Flush the Insanity! Jesus Loves all poo!
Yarn Bomb
Caution Toxic Waste
Do not Eat
Got made poo and pee. He didn't make poo & TV.
Try flushing the next time.
Public Domain
Please do not flush the yarn!
Please do not share the poo as it falls under copyright infringement.

Not intended for anyone to be offended, however I know some of you will be offended.  Its a personal choice to be offended.














Crochet Ideas Basket Weave Style Crochet Hat

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This crochet hat is made with the front post and back post double crochet, creating this very thick fabric.  I think it would keep you warm in the deep wilderness of Alaska and the north pole, it is that thick.  Keep this in mind for the upcoming cold weather events that take place with the upcoming holidays and christmas events.  Will the word christmas continue as we know it or will it evolve to something more generic?  I know its been suggested that change of season celebrations existed long before christians hijacked the winter solstice to force a way of life.  Politics and religion go hand in hand.  Almost like they were intentionally designed to accompany one another.  I'm looking forward to see how everything progresses over time.  Share your thoughts with me here on Blogger in the comments, on youtube in the comments or on facebook.




Crochet Subjective Art Hat Modeling Review day 16

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I made a video showing you guys one of my hats.  I hope you will watch my video and let me know what you think of this hat.  I have another video coming up soon.



How to #Crochet a Shell Hat - #CrochetGeek

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Learn how to make a #crochet hat.

#CrochetGeek will who crochet hats, Crochet for Beginners, how to knit for men, women, boys, girls, babies, newborn, toddler.   https://goo.gl/sVF6bS New Videos Weekly!  Fun #DIY, crafting and hobby projects for the family,  gift giving, birthday, winter and summer hobby to keep kids entertained during school breaks.  Make for holiday gift giving for christmas, hanukkah, halloween for charity to the homeless.  I make family friendly videos, TV show for children, youth, teenagers, adults.

On Crochet Geek you will find youtube help videos for how to crochet, knit patterns for beginners, crochet hats, free crochet patterns, crochet flowers, crochet scarf, crochet stitches, crochet baby blankets and crochet afghans.


How to make a #Crochet Shell hat with the backpost and frontpost double crochet.    Ice Yarns - Silver Shine Turquoise - http://www.iceyarns.com/silver-shine-turquoise


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Beginner Crochet Videos - Free Crochet Less…

How to Crochet Harry Potter Scarf

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Learn how to make a crochet Harry Potter Scarf.

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How to make a Crochet Mesh Hat - Crochet Geek

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You will learn how to make a crochet mesh hat.  This is a light weight hat for an adult size head.










Crochet Geek will demonstrate a mesh crochet cap. This hat is worked with  four ply worsted weight yarn and a size I, 5.5 millimeter crochet hook. Subscribe Today for free crochet lessons and patterns - http://goo.gl/DxXpTr  and hit the like button. 

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Mesh Crochet Beanie Skull Cap

Video Tutorial: Lightweight Crochet Beanie Skull Cap

Video Tutorial:Lightweight Crochet Beanie Skull Cap Left Hand Version

Skill Level: Easy Beginner

Written by Teresa Richardson

Abbreviations
HDC - Half Double Crochet
CH - Chain
ST - Stitch
SC - Single Crochet
Materials
Size I/5.5mm crochet hook
4 ply yarn or cotton
Tapestry Needle for sewing in the tails

Chain 3, join. You can also use the magic circle instead of the chain.
Round 1: Chain 3, This will count as the first half double crochet ch…

Crochet Deer and Top Crochet Blogs

I thought this was to cute of a crochet deer not to share with you.  Leah shared this deer with me on Facebook.


Check out this cute little deer from Leah. How adorable.
Posted by Crochet Geek on Monday, March 14, 2016

We also have a listing of the top Crochet Blogs on Google+.  I think it would be fun to put together some crochet blogs.  Leave me a comment with the link to your favorite crochet blogs.





How to make a Crochet Baby Dress Crochet Geek - Blossom Stitch

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How to make a Crochet Baby Dress.  This is for a newborn baby up to 9 months or so. The size of the baby dress can be easily modified to different sizes by using different size crochet hooks and yarn.




Size F Crochet Hook

Size Estimate is 16 inches around

Stitch Abbreviations
HDC - Half Double Crochet
ST - Stitch
CH - Chain

Top Front Yoke
Work a chain of 29
Row 1: Work 1 HDC in each stitch across, turn (28 total stitches)
Row 2: 1 HDC in each stitch across, turn (28 total stitches)
Row 3: We will reduce 2 stitches on each end,  Sl St across 2 stitches, work 1 HDC in each stitch across, not working in the last 2, turn (24 total stitches)
Row 4-5:  1 HDC in each stitch across (24 total stitches)

Straps (one on each side)
Row 6-9: Work 1 HDC in 7 stitches across, turn at the end of each row.  Cut off the tail with a little extra length for sewing to the back strap upon completion.

Top Back Yoke (make 2)
Work a chain of 15
Row 1: Work 14 half double crochet in each chain across. Chain 1 turn.
Row …

How to make a Single Crochet Hat

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You will learn how to make a single crochet hat. It is the most basic and simple type of crochet hat to make. I'm using a size L crochet, and bulky yarn. I'm going to attach a slip knot to the crochet hook.
And a lot of you guys have been telling me that you want things quick, easy and simple. So that's what I'm gonna do. Is quick, easy and simple for you guys. So I'm going to work a chain five. Join with the beginning chain, just like that.


Round 1: And I'm going to be making ten single crochet through the loop for round 1. Round 2: I'm going to be working the continual round. This is where I just work, continue working in the first single crochet. Instead of joining, I'm going to work one single crochet like that. And I'm going to work a second single crochet in the same stitch. We will have a total of 20 on round 2. ​Round 3: Now round three is going to be one single crochet in each stitch around for a total of twenty. Round 4: Now we will be workin…